**"Nimihodai" - all you can drink
Kyra and ELee says: After 13 hours on a plane, we sloths have arrived safely in Japan. We're at orientation in a "training center," with windows that overlook people doing tai chi in a park at 6am. On our second night here, after being a bit disappointed due to our 11pm curfew and being stuck outside of Tokyo, we found an oasis. The smoking room in the hotel, which is literally named the Oasis. After buying beer from the vending machines, which sell absolutely everything, we went up to the Oasis, where a bunch of wasted Japanese guys from a company staying here were. They were only 18, and liked to draw vaginas on a dry-erase board, rub this one's guys man-boobs, and basically just run around yelling a lot. They decided that the guy laying across the picture was Jo-ni De-pu and someone else was Mi-ku Ti-so-n. We still don't understand the whole peace-sign phenomenon, but it seems pretty much required in all photos. Last night we basically repeated this whole thing, except sometime around 2am a security guard came in because we were too loud (thankfully he didn't catch on to the fact that we'd climbed out of window onto a roof to shotgun beer, and some people were still out there) and told out program, and they FLIPPED OUT. Everyone had to go to a five-minute meeting to "investigate" the situation, and basically just really, really pissed. It's really....strange. Everything is strange here though. People don't even smoke as they walk down the street here, but stay in designate smoking areas, and everything is so clean. Tomorrow we meet our host families and need to stop being our true selves. But we'll always find ways to be sloth, even if right now we might be Su-lo-to. Anyway we miss you all and wish you could see this all with us!
