One lonely sloth....

Hello everyone!
I'm in the library right now. I just drank a Jolt energy drink, which is basically like taking a 10 mg adderall... I'm gonna save a lot of money with this new discovery and I now understand why beli guzzles them. I have to go to class soon, but i just wanted to update. There's nothing really going on. The most exciting thing is that I created a Manhunt.com account for an anthropology project and its getting a little weird. My screen name is femcumcake1987 and I put an actual picture of myself up as the profile picture. In the first 24 hours of my account I recieved 17 messages! Men of all ages and types are sending me messages about how they like my smile and want to jam it in my ass..... ya its pretty disturbing and it makes me very uncomfortable, but will make for a great essay! (the saddest/most disturbing part is that they think I'm a man... I've always enjoyed being androgynous, but this is taking it to another level)
On another note, my life has become kind of boring. Working for the man 3 days a week at 9 am will definitely put a damper on your social life. I try to make up it by getting belig friday and saturday. I think I need to stop going to byt events though... the bartender at dc9 knows my name and I don't think thats a good thing.
It's really weird with most of my sloths gone. I come to the library and immediately try to find an open room... but then I remember that none of my cracked out slacker friends are here anymore and I don't even need a room.
I am realizing that real people don't drink jack daniels on a daily basis like erica, don't procrastinate hardcore and drink instead like chey, don't smoke packs of cigarettes and bowls in their room constantly like larry or nap all day and start drinking at 4pm like kyra and I used to...
It's been a hard adjustment to make to semi-normal life. But, I love hearing from everyone thats abroad and I'm so happy that its so much fun. I hope that london is ready for my crazy belligerent ass over spring break and I hope that there are modes of transportation that don't involve motion......

SO MUCH LOVE
melissa

ps. Gyawu's new nickname is "claws." The best explanation for him being the destroyer is that it's not his fault...its hard to live life with claws as hands

London calling to the far away sloth...

Hey guys! Sorry if I've been MIA but life has finally caught up to me in London and I am no longer just on vacation. Since Chey already let you in on Dublin I'll skip over that whole adventure. London is crazier then I could ever have hoped for. School is a joke and the hardest thing you have to do is a 2,000 word essay that they give you a month to prepare for. It has been expensive as fcuk but I finally have a job, 3 actually, so its gotten a lot easier. The clubs play the best songs here and the pubs are so much fun to meet old drunken english men who go off on rants about Princess Di conspiracies. Ive pretty much been a wino and lush since ive gotten here and have a connect for anything else I need thanks to Timmy. There are a lot of cool people in London and I love just going out and meeting the most random characters. London is a place where they truly value individuality and let you be who you are. The gay scene here is INCREDIBLE! Ive honestly been with more guys here in the past month then all of 2007. Something about the "american confidence". I can't wait for the upcoming trips that im going on. Next weekend Im heading up to Scotland to see Chey. Then in March Melissa is coming and we're heading over to Amsterdam. And in April Im going backpacking, 17 countries in 3 weeks. I can't wait and am so excited to go visit every one on the continent. If anyone wants to blow off finals and come on an European adventure you know you're always more then welcome to. Thats it for now and I'll be sure to keep you posted.

Sloth with a kilt

So I'm sitting in my room I just woke up not too long ago, with a killer headache from last night's debauchery and I thought I would give a hello. Scotland is great, the weather is finally getting much better, I have not opened up a book yet and I'm basically fucked because all i do is get drunk every night, my belligerence and rowdiness has more than improved here. This my first weekend I've actually spent in Edinburgh, I have been traveling the weekends mostly, seeing a lot of Larry, a couple of trips to London to see the Aussie man (I'm actually going again next weekend) and traveling to Dublin which was quite possibly the most fucked up and hilarious trip I have ever had. I met Larry and Amanda in Dublin with a couple of my friends from here and essentially we got drunk with IRA terrorists, one of which has massive gas and kept farting all night, and the others were just fucking gingers who kept chanting some terrorist chant that we had no idea what they were saying, it was great. The next night we made the mistake of taking "party pills", NEVER AGAIN, 12 hours later I thought I was going to die and was hallucinating a bald head on the back of Larry's hood, and the best part was that we were sleeping in a hostel with bed bugs and full of the creepiest people I have ever met. While being fucked up on party pills (which btw were legal) I walked in on the remains of an orgy in the common room, where one guy was passed out with his hands down his pants, one had a boner, and one guy had a mop. Go figure, make your own story with that one. The next day I spent 6 hours just staring out a window, and slept in an airport.
Well that's all I'm going to say for now, I'll keep you updated on whatever other shit happens while I'm on my 6 month vacation. I love and miss you all!!!!!! xoxo
Chey Chey

SLOTH HUG

No sloth deaths on my watch

Ok, So....Landon is finally gone. *whew*, took him long enough. 

Just kidding, we miss him dearly. Kyra is in the US (as is erica), but we havent really been hanging out with them. 

Just something that you may have missed.... 2 weekends ago we had the "Weekend of the Best Friend" 

Morgan came to visit, Kyra came to visit, and my friend Julie came to visit all in one weekend. Needless to say it was a bit of a shit show. Some of the highlights of the weekend included:

-Landon throwing up in  cab, and somehow the cab driver not noticing. 

-Beli literally face planting on the dance floor at the rock and roll hotel, and me picking her up

-During the Petey Pablo song "Raise Up" (you know the song with the chorus "north carolina, come on and raise up, take your shirt off, twist it round your head like a helicopter)---Well, Anthony's drunk as took the lyrics literally and took his shirt off, in the club *embarrasing*

-Julie fell down outside, and then we decided to go home, then there was a fire drill, but we had to leave her....

-morgan got scandalous on our couch bed with some dude she knows... i'm still trying to figure out what to do with the comforter i let her borrow...yuck.

So needless to say, it was a pretty eventful weekend. chey chey, larry, tut, lando---me and melissa and everyone else miss you guys soooooo much. Hope you're having the time of your lives.

USE A RUBBER, SLUTS!

Love,

Gyawu