Tuesday, February 26, 2008

One lonely sloth....

Hello everyone!
I'm in the library right now. I just drank a Jolt energy drink, which is basically like taking a 10 mg adderall... I'm gonna save a lot of money with this new discovery and I now understand why beli guzzles them. I have to go to class soon, but i just wanted to update. There's nothing really going on. The most exciting thing is that I created a Manhunt.com account for an anthropology project and its getting a little weird. My screen name is femcumcake1987 and I put an actual picture of myself up as the profile picture. In the first 24 hours of my account I recieved 17 messages! Men of all ages and types are sending me messages about how they like my smile and want to jam it in my ass..... ya its pretty disturbing and it makes me very uncomfortable, but will make for a great essay! (the saddest/most disturbing part is that they think I'm a man... I've always enjoyed being androgynous, but this is taking it to another level)
On another note, my life has become kind of boring. Working for the man 3 days a week at 9 am will definitely put a damper on your social life. I try to make up it by getting belig friday and saturday. I think I need to stop going to byt events though... the bartender at dc9 knows my name and I don't think thats a good thing.
It's really weird with most of my sloths gone. I come to the library and immediately try to find an open room... but then I remember that none of my cracked out slacker friends are here anymore and I don't even need a room.
I am realizing that real people don't drink jack daniels on a daily basis like erica, don't procrastinate hardcore and drink instead like chey, don't smoke packs of cigarettes and bowls in their room constantly like larry or nap all day and start drinking at 4pm like kyra and I used to...
It's been a hard adjustment to make to semi-normal life. But, I love hearing from everyone thats abroad and I'm so happy that its so much fun. I hope that london is ready for my crazy belligerent ass over spring break and I hope that there are modes of transportation that don't involve motion......

SO MUCH LOVE
melissa

ps. Gyawu's new nickname is "claws." The best explanation for him being the destroyer is that it's not his fault...its hard to live life with claws as hands

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